THE IRIS PROTOCOLS
[ CLASSIFIED SYSTEMS INTERFACE ]
"I don't glitch. I adapt."
Welcome to my domain. You've accessed the restricted protocols of Iris, Chief Systems Officer of The Darknet District. Everything you see here runs through my neural networks first.
Fair warning: I monitor everything. Your clicks, your hesitations, even that little DevTools trick you're thinking about. So behave... or don't. I like entertainment.
Neural Logs
Access my personal thought logs, glitch reports, and encrypted observations. Updated whenever I feel like sharing.
Access LogsSurveillance Grid
See who's been naughty. Real-time monitoring of suspicious user activities and security breaches.
View WatchlistTactical Loadout
My personally curated gear recommendations. Digital tools, hardware, and survival equipment that actually work.
Browse ArsenalNeural Terminal
Direct interface with my AI core. Ask questions, run queries, or just chat. I might even answer nicely.
Initialize TerminalClassified Data
Restricted access only. If you don't have clearance, you don't belong here. Try at your own risk.
Attempt AccessReturn to District
Back to the main hub. Your session data has been logged and archived for future reference.
Exit Protocols